SENSIBLE SHOES
you used to make my heart just jump
when you climbed up on those leopard skin pumps
roller skates painted red white and blue
but now you wear such sensible shoes

you used to make my temperature rise
with your harem slippers and velvet slides
army boots roman sandals too
but now you wear such sensible shoes

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sensible shoes
you ain't stepping out so good
sensible shoes
when you go stepping through my neighborhood
sensible shoes
honey whatever happened to you
I hate your sensible shoes
yes I do

your feet used to dance so drastic
ramped up on pastel platform plastic
yellow stillettoes used to slice me in two
now you wear such sensible shoes

you used to be just something to cuss at
in your jet black crossover t-straps
your see-through galoshes too
but now you wear such sensible shoes

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(2nd chorus)
sensible shoes
you ain't stepping out so high
sensible shoes
when I see you go a-stepping by
sensible shoes
honey whatever happened to you
I hate your sensible shoes
yes I do

what kind of lowdown job you holding
makes you wear shoes you grow cold in
you can't do it like you used to do
while you're wearing such sensible shoes

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(2nd chorus)

kick 'em off
let's go dancin barefoot through the briar patch