LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO STEAL
well, I'm going into town today
I've never been more ready to play
I'll see what my man can give me away
because I'm not in the position to pay

looking for something to steal
I'm looking for something to steal

well, I'm going to some girl's apartment
gassing up the heavy equipment
hoping for a high speed accident
'cause I don't wanta make a commitment

looking for something to steal
I'm looking for something to steal

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it ain't no fun if it don't come easy
it ain't no fun if it don't come free
it ain't no fun if it don't come easy
it ain't no fun if it don't come

well, I'm kicking through the garbage dump
while the watchman's out to lunch
I'm picking out my favorite junk
Goddamn I'm just about pumped

looking for something to steal
I'm looking for something to steal

(chorus)