CLEOPATRA CASTO

Lord, Cleopatra Casto
I want you to be my wife
so put down that bottle of Tickled Pink
and put down that kitchen knife
you're the hottest little piece of trailer trash
this side of Tennessee
you're the Queen of West By God Virginia
and you're gonna be the redneck death of me

hey we had ourselves a little tussle
but let's not tussle all night
we're waking up the whole damn trailer court
they don't think we're acting too bright
so baby before the cops show up
paint your babyblue eyeshadow on
let's pull that couch out into a bed
and roll like the Nile til dawn
hey let's just roll like the Nile til dawn

hey Cleopatra Casto
how happy are we gonna be
eating Frosted Mini Wheats for dinner every night
watching reality TV
my friends all think I'm joking 'bout you
they don't see the woman I see
you're the Queen of West By God Virginia
and you're gonna be the redneck death of me
so let's roll like the Nile out to the sea