AMBULANCE

blood on my mattress
lipstick on my leg
she filled up my pillowcase
with hard boiled eggs
my bulb's burned out
my bedroom door won't lock
I have these x-rated nightmares
and they just won't stop

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ambulance, ambulance
better send one fast
may be my last chance
ambulance, ambulance
better send one fast

I try to tell the truth
but her name's too hot to mention
and the spell she casts is stronger
than all my good intentions
these little witches hound me
how they trick and they tease
my body is guilty
and I always aim to please

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tonight feels like Halloween
I'm ready to receive
what I want is someone
who's a little easier to believe
when I'm finished with my dinner
I want bones left on my plate
I need something tough to chew on
I ain't got no time to wait for my

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preacher on my radio
powder up my nose
it's so hard to follow
where the Good Lord goes
I feel aimless and restless
now I'm up for the night
there's no substitute for the forbidden fruit
once you swipe that first bite

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dh/ec