ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

the picture on the wall is hanging crooked
don't know who painted it, don't know who put it here

the bedsheets still ain't been changed
a couple stains it's all the same

and absolutely nothing's happening

(chorus)
absolutely nothing's happening
absolutely nothing's happening
absolutely nothing's happening in here
you don't want to be here do ya?

I'm living poor but that ain't hard
I put it on my credit card

I'm living poor but that's okay
I'm gonna hit the jackpot yesterday

and absolutely nothing's happening

(chorus)

so sit right down and hit the bong
I get the feeling you ain't gonna stay too long
the gravity is pretty steep
we're sitting still and we're running deep

and absolutely nothing's happening

(chorus)